Quotes from last night

[taennyn]

Initial context: Monkey 1 has headed upstairs, presumably to go to bed; Monkey 2 is still flopped on the couch in the living room.

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Monkey 1: *emails* #occupyblankets: I'm in ur ruum. Stagin protests.

Monkey 2: *does not notice email*

Monkey 1: *pings* Are you ignorin' my protests, or just readin' fic?

Monkey 2: *hears ping, switches to tab, pings back* I was readin'

Monkey 2: *emails back* why on earth are you protesting my sheets?

Monkey 1: *emails* I'm not protesting them, I'm refusing to budge from them. Until I do, anyway.

Monkey 1: *pings* my protests has gained supports.

Monkey 2: *pings* i'm not sure the beast counts.

Monkey 1: He is VERY LOUD in his supports.
Monkey 1: totes counts.

Monkey 2: *facepalm*

Monkey 1: (also, if he drools on your pillow, I'm v. sorry. I think he's mostly on my hair, though.)

Monkey 2: *facePALM*

Monkey 1: . . . And now I have hiccups.
Monkey 1: I choose to believe this is your diabolical version of tear gas, rather than any more sensible explanation.

Monkey 2: *cackling*

Monkey 1: I KNEW IT.