Quotes from the Couch

[taennyn]

"I don't think I'll ever get used to the fact that you can use your joints as castanets."




Edited to note: The Comments Contain Suggestive Misuse of Cucumbers and Creative Misinterpretation of Protests re: Leeks.

Also, Tentacles.

Comments

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

Tae, making noises that will inspire half the room to throw themselves on that grenade to save the rest is a Bad Plan. No hat for you!

[taennyn]

*considers* Surely there is some way to turn this into a Hat Plan.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

You can leave your hat on?

[taennyn]

I do not have a proper jager!hat, yet. Obviously we need to correct this terrible oversight!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Don't tempt me.

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

Pretty much only by making someone ELSE'S joints make that noise instead.


("No! Not eat OWN FINGERS! NOT LO-GI-CAL! Eat someone ELSE'S!"_

[taennyn]

Well, the veggie's been having wrist fun lately . . . *poooooonder face!*

[billradish.livejournal.com]

NO.

[taennyn]

Awwwww....

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

NO. NO EATING ANYONE ELSE'S DIGITS EITHER.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Nobody local and known, anyway.

And remember to clean them thoroughly first.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

I think that would have to be shoulder or hip. Thankfully, she hasn't had significant issues in either of those places, yet.

[taennyn]

Nah, just very persistent annoyances.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

....in this particular circumstance, given that she herself is the grenade, this would get Interesting.

(cue mental image of dogpile of self-sacrificing people with Tae and Tae's "waugh!face" at the bottom)

[billradish.livejournal.com]

... *!!!*

NEST.

[taennyn]

NO.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

*sad face*

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

But it would be so COZY!!

...remember that you love me?

[taennyn]

But you fail to show me these supposedly Impressive bruises! How can I love anyone who does not share the joy of neat injuries?

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

YES?

[taennyn]

NO. I am a Very Bony Pillow!

Just ask the veggie!

[taennyn]

...........

As the platform for said, yes, I would like to preemptively veto this course of action.....

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

You have sacrificed your powers of veto by being pre-emptively provoking!

[taennyn]

I WAS STRETCHING! HOW IS STR--wait, Zach constantly claims my stretching is an invitation. Hm. *ponders!*

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

Woman, you have at MULTIPLE points in this conversation attempted to play the *big sparkly eyes* card.