Quotes from the Couch

[taennyn]

"I don't think I'll ever get used to the fact that you can use your joints as castanets."




Edited to note: The Comments Contain Suggestive Misuse of Cucumbers and Creative Misinterpretation of Protests re: Leeks.

Also, Tentacles.

Comments

[taennyn]

NO.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

*sad face*

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

But it would be so COZY!!

...remember that you love me?

[taennyn]

But you fail to show me these supposedly Impressive bruises! How can I love anyone who does not share the joy of neat injuries?

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

Woman, some of them are in positively indecent places!!! If you want me to strip, just ask!!

....and offer chocolate. I can be bribed. :P

[taennyn]

......

^,..,^

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

YES?

[taennyn]

NO. I am a Very Bony Pillow!

Just ask the veggie!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

This is true. I do have to admit to this.

Your cushions. They hurt me.

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

NEST!

[taennyn]

NO.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

......*sadface*

[billradish.livejournal.com]

*gives you the headbonk of NEST solidarity*

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

<3 <3 <3 <3

[billradish.livejournal.com]

<3 <3 <3 <3

[coastal-physics.livejournal.com]

you are nothing of the sort. you're a fantastic pillow, just not a head pillow.