Quotes from the Couch

[taennyn]

"I don't think I'll ever get used to the fact that you can use your joints as castanets."




Edited to note: The Comments Contain Suggestive Misuse of Cucumbers and Creative Misinterpretation of Protests re: Leeks.

Also, Tentacles.

Comments

[billradish.livejournal.com]

You just haven't met Mr. Right Cucumber yet. ;)

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

NO CUCUMBERS!!!!!! MALE OR FEMALE!!!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Why do you discriminate against cucumbers? What have they ever done (or, I suppose, not done) to you?

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

*flails incoherently*

[billradish.livejournal.com]

<3

[taennyn]

Asexual cucumbers only? How demanding of you, being so pushy at the cucumbers!

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

........I DO NOT WANT A CUCUMBER!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

...but what ELSE does all of this interpretive dancing on the couch mean?

I could SWEAR you were asking for a cucumber.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

I have never asked for a cucumber!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE CUCUMBERS!!!!!

[taennyn]

I do! :D

[billradish.livejournal.com]

You prefer leeks?

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

No. NO. They have leaves!!! And sharp edges on the leaves!! WAUGH!!!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Other end, dear.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

But that end has ROOTS. They look like worms!!

[taennyn]

You do realise she reads tentacle fic, right?

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

.....gah. GAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *goes to scrub out her BRAIN*

[taennyn]

You would prefer the Spagetti Monster's Noodly Appendages?

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...squiggly.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Nah, not a selling point in this case.

Too small.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

.....what's too small? The leek?? The TENTACLES???

[taennyn]

*CACKLING REALLY HARD*

[billradish.livejournal.com]

It also sometimes has something of a knob at the end.

That means it's magic. ;)

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

......haet. HAAAAEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

<3

[taennyn]

*is starting to wonder if she's going to get elbowed in the HEAD, here...* (Now, admittedly, this is a moderately safe place to hit me . . )

Hey, I'm the one who said Moar Cucumbers for Me, it's the veggie you should be grahing at!