Quotes from the Couch

[taennyn]

"I don't think I'll ever get used to the fact that you can use your joints as castanets."




Edited to note: The Comments Contain Suggestive Misuse of Cucumbers and Creative Misinterpretation of Protests re: Leeks.

Also, Tentacles.

Comments

[taennyn]

You'd have to come VISIT to sit on me!

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

I can't come visit, I'm never invited!

Also, there are no days off available on the calendar for the next three months. It's kinda terrifying.

[taennyn]

.....

YOU ARE HEREBY INVITED TO VISIT ME WHENEVER THE HELL IT STRIKES YOUR FANCY. IF YOU MOVE IN YOU GET TO DEAL WITH THE DISHWASHER.

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

. . . thank you.

Dishwashers are evil and unsound. Get a kitchen stool and I'll do the damn dishes.

[taennyn]

<3

Tupinan dishes. Would that we could veto THEM.

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

I actually don't mind washing dishes, it's the fact that standing and doing the constant hip/spine/core shifting motions entailed in it puts me in agony after about five minutes. If I can SIT and do dishes I'm fine!

[taennyn]

I hate doing the handwashing dishes and emptying the dishwasher (the veggie hates it more, so I do it most of the time). I resent the effort required and the need to build Towers of Dishes to dry.

But that might be the handpoints talking. (Although I hated the dishes before I borked my arm. Just, y'know, procrastinatey hate as opposed to the other sorts.)