Quotes from the Couch

[taennyn]

"I don't think I'll ever get used to the fact that you can use your joints as castanets."




Edited to note: The Comments Contain Suggestive Misuse of Cucumbers and Creative Misinterpretation of Protests re: Leeks.

Also, Tentacles.

Comments

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

No. NO. They have leaves!!! And sharp edges on the leaves!! WAUGH!!!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Other end, dear.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

But that end has ROOTS. They look like worms!!

[taennyn]

You do realise she reads tentacle fic, right?

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

.....gah. GAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *goes to scrub out her BRAIN*

[taennyn]

You would prefer the Spagetti Monster's Noodly Appendages?

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...squiggly.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

LYSOL. BRAIN LYSOL. I NEEEEEED IT!!!!!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Sorry. We only have the standard.

And...I'm not giving you that, right now.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

I am SCARRED FOR LIFE. AND IT IS YOUR FAULT.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

I just gave you kittens!

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that. <3

[taennyn]

Sorry, we threw out the can last week when we were going through the cleaning supplies under the sink and noticed its expiration date was sometime in 2002 . .

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

But I neeeeeeeds it!!!!! *puppy-eyes of desperation*

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Nah, not a selling point in this case.

Too small.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

.....what's too small? The leek?? The TENTACLES???

[billradish.livejournal.com]

The roots, to count as tentacles.

[taennyn]

*CACKLING REALLY HARD*

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

You are an evil, evil woman. No cookies.

[taennyn]

That's okay, I had three while I was prepping dinner. :D

[billradish.livejournal.com]

It also sometimes has something of a knob at the end.

That means it's magic. ;)

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

......haet. HAAAAEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

<3