Among the universe's more interesting alarm clocks--

I challenge anyone to sleep through an adolescent male cat charging their face.

(this happened, of course, during the ten minute window between the roommate first poking me and when she got out of the shower for second poking. I was Definitely Awake when she came out of the bathroom.)

nyaaaagh.

*yanks on own ponytail!*

The words, they do not love me today. Textures/feelings, the occasional image, sure. Words? Hah. Yeah, right, suuuuuuuuure.