Scenes from my couch.

Tae: *stares at the veggie, who is doing Things to her current knitting*

Veggie, through a knitting needle: I'm mooooving?

Tae: Well, that, but you're also making a patternmage go 'What the fuck are you doing?'

Veggie: Hexing my grandmother's chicken.

Tae: Expertly, even!

Veggie: That chicken had it coming.