quotes from last night's chat window

Me: But then, I'm also curious as to whether my right hip is trying to secede from the nation of the body or it just wants wage changes and is fomenting civil unrest until it gets 'em.

K: =| you have the misfortune of being cursed with a very forward thinking and revolutionary sort of body.

Me: Strangely French, indeed.
Me: Possibly even Quebecois.
Me: Vivre le quebec libre!
Me: Ahem.

K: *ded*