My hosts are starting to make noise about keeping me.

Possibly I need to stop cooking for them. Or stealing the tongs and helping out. >.>

Says something when people who don't like vegetables are going 'I think I'll have seconds . . '

Quotes from somebody else's couch

"See, you're actually in my house. I'm going to need a little more context before I decide you're going to be bad: if it involves property damage, no. There's no longer a two state buffer zone!"