A Book of Rogues and Imposters

Deer in North America are more or less pests - large bunnies more likely to kick your head in if you startle them wrong and who will strip your trees and eat your garden. The closer you are to more undisturbed sections of green-space, the more likely you are to get deer (except where I grew up, where you didn't get deer because the coyotes and the hunters still scare the shit out of them, but did get moose because the wolves are all dead); we really don't mollycoddle them. It's BEST if you can disturb the deer into not eating your roses.