Quotes from the Couch

[taennyn]

"I don't think I'll ever get used to the fact that you can use your joints as castanets."




Edited to note: The Comments Contain Suggestive Misuse of Cucumbers and Creative Misinterpretation of Protests re: Leeks.

Also, Tentacles.

Comments

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

I shall sit here and SULK at you.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

<3

"Do we need to find a cucumber and reinsert it?"

[taennyn]

ReinSTALL, let's be accurate here . .

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

NO CUCUMBERS ARE NECESSARY FOR THE OPERATION OF THIS SARAH-UNIT.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

You just haven't met Mr. Right Cucumber yet. ;)

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

NO CUCUMBERS!!!!!! MALE OR FEMALE!!!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Why do you discriminate against cucumbers? What have they ever done (or, I suppose, not done) to you?

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

*flails incoherently*

[billradish.livejournal.com]

<3

[taennyn]

Asexual cucumbers only? How demanding of you, being so pushy at the cucumbers!

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

........I DO NOT WANT A CUCUMBER!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

...but what ELSE does all of this interpretive dancing on the couch mean?

I could SWEAR you were asking for a cucumber.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

I have never asked for a cucumber!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE CUCUMBERS!!!!!

[taennyn]

I do! :D

[billradish.livejournal.com]

You prefer leeks?

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

No. NO. They have leaves!!! And sharp edges on the leaves!! WAUGH!!!!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Other end, dear.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

But that end has ROOTS. They look like worms!!

[taennyn]

*is starting to wonder if she's going to get elbowed in the HEAD, here...* (Now, admittedly, this is a moderately safe place to hit me . . )

Hey, I'm the one who said Moar Cucumbers for Me, it's the veggie you should be grahing at!

[taennyn]

:D! MOAR CUCUMBERS FOR ME!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Now that we've guaranteed I won't be able to eat another cucumber that's been in our house until I forget this...

Granted, this won't take long.

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

Am I allowed to be laughing so very hard at this? Because I am laughing so hard at this, but I can try to pretend I'm not if you would like.

[sarahdarkes.livejournal.com]

Hey, all of us are. Join the party!!

[billradish.livejournal.com]

I totally heard reinsert.